A N I S 97

Found it!just vet through my inbox and found this SuperGiler Funny Love Letter. received it on 12th June 2007. yeah! still keep it. never fail to make me laugh like mad!

SURAT CINTA TIJAH

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .

Biasalah bila sudah duduk "town", mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksi maut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayang boyfriendnya yg bermata biru.

Satu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.
Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijah mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.


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Mike....

I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.

I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.
Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with eyes myself. You grab hand she.

You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really crocodile land.

My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lie me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.

So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know this result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from
me.

So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver.

I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..
Tijah

And i wanna to translate this whole letter. hahhahah~ correct my Bahasa pls :P mind you - this is direct translation =p

Mike,
I nak putuskan hubungan kita.

I dah fikirkan tentang ni masak-masak. I tahu i bertepuk sebelah tangan sahaja.

Sebenarnya, i ternampak you dan dia berjalan-jalan bersama di bandar dengan mata i sendiri. You pegang tangan dia.

You selalu balik-balik minta maaf. I dah tak percayakan you lagi! You memang buaya darat.

Kawan i cakap you main kayu tiga. Awal-awal i ingatkan kawan i tipu i. tapi sekarang i tau u mmg betul-betul main kayu tiga.

Jadi, i nak putuskan hubungan untuk pergi jauh dari sini. I tak mahu u main-main dengan hati i.

I dah menangis sampai takde airmata kerana memikirkan tentang u. I tak nak pisang berbuah dua kali.

Selamat Jalan..
Tijah

hang gelak pasai apa? hahahahah!

~aNiSr~